About five minutes before I needed to leave my house to catch the bus this morning, I had some fun on Twitter. As best as I can tell, it’s been erased from my profile. I dunno what happened, but my friend Ted retweeted it at me. Here’s a transcript of the whole thing.
Wish I didn’t have to go to work today. … Oh, hey, where did this fish come from?
Wait, where did THAT fish come from?
Oh God, more?!!! There’re fish everywhere — they’re starting to rain from the sky!
Three inches deep in the street already. Folks, I think armageddon is upon us. Run! RUN! Get into your bomb shelters
@chickenscluckcluck No. This random scientist here says that the fishes are expected to envelop all but a few of the highest mountains.
Also: Sea level is expected to rise because of unexpected mass added. Underground or bust.
Farewell, everyone. May we meet again some day.